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May 12, 2006, 08:42 AM // 08:42
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Ontario, Canada
Guild: Exalted Legionnaires [ExL]
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because superman had an addiction to rocks as a teenager.
How would a bear react if you tried to shave his fur off? |
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May 12, 2006, 09:37 AM // 09:37
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#1982 |
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Pre-Searing Cadet
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Australia
Guild: Dark Edge
Profession: W/Mo
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Lets just say, you shouldnt do it unless its tranqualised
Whats the funniest joke ever made? |
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May 12, 2006, 10:18 AM // 10:18
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#1983 |
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Academy Page
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Right behind you!
Guild: Elysium Of Angels
Profession: W/N
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Why, the Killer Joke of course. Also known as "Joke Warfare" or "Fatal Hilarity". The joke was so funny that it instantly killed the one who thought of it. The British Army later tried to reproduce the joke, having people working on each word separately for safety.
"Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput." The joke proves so fatal and effective that the Germans create a counter-joke, to be played over the British radio. "There were zwei peanuts walking down der Strasse, and one was assaulted...peanut" The German version however was only funny to those who created it, and failed to help the Germans win the war. After the war the Killer Joke was buried underneath a monument bearing the inscription "To the Unknown Joke". What's the worst joke in the world? Last edited by Rob Van Der Sloot; May 12, 2006 at 10:23 AM // 10:23.. |
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May 12, 2006, 12:03 PM // 12:03
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God of Spammers
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)
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chuck norris jokes of course
Why does the weather have to suck? |
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May 12, 2006, 05:26 PM // 17:26
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#1985 |
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Pre-Searing Cadet
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: In your Back Garden
Guild: Blackjack and Hookers
Profession: W/Mo
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because you suck
Why does the world revolve around the sun... why cant the sun revolve around us? |
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May 12, 2006, 05:28 PM // 17:28
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#1986 |
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I Didn't Do It
Join Date: Jul 2005
Profession: Mo/
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because then we as humans would be more self centered bastards then we already are.
Why is it Firday, and not Saturday? |
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May 12, 2006, 08:58 PM // 20:58
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#1987 |
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Dec 2005
Guild: Shyft Machine [MYTH]
Profession: E/
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Because we revolve around the sun.
Why do we buy useless stuff? |
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May 12, 2006, 09:19 PM // 21:19
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#1988 |
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Manchester, UK
Profession: Mo/
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because usefull stuff is useless
why do monkeys poop? |
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May 14, 2006, 02:10 AM // 02:10
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#1989 |
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God of Spammers
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)
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monkey see, monkey doo-doo
Why was that stupid? |
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May 14, 2006, 02:15 AM // 02:15
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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: United States
Guild: The Short Bus [The Crusaders]Alliance
Profession: W/Mo
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because this is a forum about stupid questions
why does A come before B? |
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May 14, 2006, 02:21 AM // 02:21
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#1991 |
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God of Spammers
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)
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because c comes after b
How many babies does it take to paint a house? |
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May 14, 2006, 02:52 AM // 02:52
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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: United States
Guild: The Short Bus [The Crusaders]Alliance
Profession: W/Mo
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calculate the splatter area of 1 baby, then divide by the area of the wall
how much would could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood? |
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May 14, 2006, 02:58 AM // 02:58
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#1993 |
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God of Spammers
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)
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more then a duck
Why are people such jerks? |
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May 15, 2006, 07:51 AM // 07:51
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Academy Page
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Right behind you!
Guild: Elysium Of Angels
Profession: W/N
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Again, they learned from the best.
 What can I possibly do today? |
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May 15, 2006, 09:09 AM // 09:09
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I Didn't Do It
Join Date: Jul 2005
Profession: Mo/
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Get a Job.
Why haven't i gone to bed yet? |
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May 15, 2006, 11:54 AM // 11:54
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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: United States
Guild: The Short Bus [The Crusaders]Alliance
Profession: W/Mo
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because you are possessed by the UBR monkeys from the Underworld
Why am I in school? |
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May 15, 2006, 12:05 PM // 12:05
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#1997 |
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God of Spammers
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)
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to learned
Why is school so long? |
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May 15, 2006, 03:26 PM // 15:26
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Dec 2005
Guild: Shyft Machine [MYTH]
Profession: E/
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To keep you from having any fun all day.
Why does the ground hurt when you fall? |
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May 15, 2006, 06:40 PM // 18:40
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: North Poll
Guild: None of your buisness
Profession: R/Mo
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Its hard
How? Why? When? Where? |
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May 15, 2006, 08:16 PM // 20:16
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#2000 |
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Dec 2005
Guild: Shyft Machine [MYTH]
Profession: E/
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Who?
What happend to Timmay's face? |
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